Creating Bug-Free software
I’ve heard some rumblings of late about software companies claiming that they have bug-free software, while behind the scenes they are simply closing bugs that have been opened without actually fixing them.
Well, this is certainly a much easier way to create bug-free software that actually having disciplined engineering practices.
We can do this pretty easy by simply creating a business rule that calls a script.
The business rule
Object Type: Change Request
Rule Name: Bug Free
Rule Set: Best Practices
Start Event: Create
Action Title: Go bug free
Message Type: Command Line
Start Action: 0 minutes
From: Event Creation
Using: Elapsed Time
Command Line: C:WINDOWSsystem32WINDOW~1v1.0powershell.exe C:workPowerShellScriptsGoBugFree.ps1 "[Object ID]"
$IdNumber = [string] $args;
$ClarifyApplication = [Fchoice.Foundation.Clarify.ClarifyApplication]
$ClarifySession = $ClarifyApplication::Instance.CreateSession()
$qualityToolkit= new-object FChoice.Toolkits.Clarify.Quality.QualityToolkit( $ClarifySession )
$bugSetup = new-object FChoice.Toolkits.Clarify.Quality.CloseCRSetup($IdNumber)
$bugSetup.Status = "Will Not Fix"
$bugSetup = $qualityToolkit.CloseCR($bugSetup);
There you go – bug-free software! Wow – that was easy!
And yes, before anyone gets their panties in a bunch- this is a joke.